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Grl: Call Me Sweeto

Grl: Call me sweeto
Boy: sweeto
Grl: call me baby
Boy: baby
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Grl:
O Pagal phone kr menu
Boy: Ohh sorry janu krta hu..:p:p

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Teacher:Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?Student:Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)
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Good girls are found inEvery corner of the earthBut, unfortunately earth is round 🙂
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