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Lesson 1:Ki Ku Ki Ki Ko Ki Ku

Lesson 1:Ki ku ki ki ko ki ku
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Lesson 2:O ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka
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Lesson 3:Ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku
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Congratulation's!
u have successfully completed monkey's language course
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Now u r a smart monkey
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plz collect ur certificate
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u r welcome to the "Karachi"Zoo.

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