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Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.? . Santa: Sir, Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!!
Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota haiSon: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..:) Ek chappl aur padi..
Exam k Liye Koi Book Na Parhi Mene FARAZ, . . . Dua Kero "FACEBOOK" se hi Koi Sawaal Aajaye. ;-) :-D
Santa ne challenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"... Sare new channel wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"....................................Hindi funny sms for friends
" 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",...."Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga",."Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!Taaliyan"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"Moral:Jo na kate aari se.Wo kte behari se.
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Kuch Daku Train K Musafiron Ko Loot Rahy Thy..Ek Daku Ny Sardar Ji Se Kaha: Tumhary Paas Kiya Hai??Sardar Ji: O Daku Bhai Aahista Bolo, Mere Paas To Ticket Bhi Nahi Hai.. :-D
What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!
Shadi k aglay Din Bivi Ghussy se : Subha Subha aap ny Mere Chehry per Paani Q Dala??Shoher : Tere Baap ny kaha tha k,Meri Beti phool ki tarha hai,Isay Murjhany Mat dena...:-)
Pathan Roti K Ooper Roti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha.. Bivi: Ye 2 Rotiya Ek Sath Q Kha Rahy Ho?? Pathan: Gul Bano Ye Hum Khushi Se Nahi Kha Raha, Hamara Tabyat Kharab Hai Aur Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K Kuch Din Tak Double Roti Khao.. :-D
Boss : Expert say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Emoloyee : Who's there Boss : Not you anymore.
A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone’s School Life.When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say“Who? Me?” =O :P
Darna Hai To "Aahat" Dekho..Rona Hai To "Balika Vadhu Dekho..Nachna Hai To "Dance India Dance" Dekho..Aur Agar Hansna Hai To "Sheesha" Dekho..Qasam Se Hansty Hansty Tum Pagal Ho Jao Gy.. ;-)Hahahhaa
Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesome.
Student - Sir mai ne esi chij banai haiJiski help se aap diwar ke aar-paarDekh sakte haiSir-Waah kaya chij hai Student - Chhed....Sir-de thappar..de thappar..
Funny funny .................................Ns Ab NeacHe kYa Dekh Rahe ho Idiotzz...hahahaha
Police Man: Bus Driver Se:Bus Nehar Mein Kaise Giri?Pathan Driver: Mujhe Nai Pata.Police Man: Kyon Tum Driver Ho Tumhain Kyon Nai Pata.Pathan Driver: Woh Aaj Bus Canductar Nai Aaya Tha To Main Peeche Karaya Lene Chala Gaya Tha.
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