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Good girls are found in Every corner of the earth But, unfortunately earth is round 🙂
Difference between life “Before love’ and ‘After love’… . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Before love’ only happiness… ‘After love’ no happiness…
BIVI:Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy...Shohar:Uski Books me chupa do, Wo hath b nhi lgata.
A GirlI've finally decided to do something about my weight.Simply Lie!
Lab work Experiment no: 1 Aim: to disturb you. Apparatus: mobile. Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2. Result: you are disturbed. Effect: I am happy.
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein... Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya.:-
Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.Aik se main khush ho jaonAur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.Husband:1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..
I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me !
Asahisnuta (intolerance) badh raha hai, Delhi par ISIS ka dron hamla karne wala hi tha ki....maine Private news channel badal kar DDnews laga liya.....Thank GOD..abb sab thik hai
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"Pappu: What Sir?Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!
Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai, Hmne uski doli sjai hai, Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai !!!
Ladke ne excited hokar apni new girlfriend ko Half Girlfriend movie dekhane gaya, ladka movie enjoy karne laga Uski girlfriend bore ho rahi thi lekin usne dekha ladka movie ka Mazaa le raha hai. Gusse mai gf ne kha lo aaj se mai tumhari Full Girlfriend nahi, Zero Girlfriend hu.
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nahi Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Wife: What is so interesting in me?Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi? Girl: Q?? Boy: Mere Abba Gaaun K Sab Se Baray Admi Hen.Girl: Phir Mujhy Manzoor Hai.. Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Phir Pata Chala K Larky Ka Abba 110 Saal Ka Hai.. :-D
Grl: Call me sweetoBoy: sweetoGrl: call me babyBoy: baby.Grl:O Pagal phone kr menuBoy: Ohh sorry janu krta hu..:p:p
Ultimate BeezatiA Boy texts a girl..Boy: Hey!.Girl: Hi! What u doing?..Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in theworld..Girl: Aww How cute!...Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so mtexting U!:p:p
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
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