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Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.?

Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.?
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Santa: Sir,
Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!!

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