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Teacher: Agar Koi School Me Bomb Rakh Ker Chala Jaye To Aap Log Kiya Kero Gy.?? Pathan: Hum Pehly Intzar Kare Ga K Jis Ka Hai Wo Le Jaye To Theek, Warna Us Ko Staff Room Me Hifazat Se Rakh De Ga.. :-D

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Signs a Woman likes you:1. Eye contact2. Twirls her hair3. Laughs at your jokes4. Follow you5. Keys your car6. Kills you
Dear 'hmmmmm' and 'k',You both should honestly get arrested for killing conversations!
A very funny msgs written on the T-shirt of a gorgeouspretty girl wearing very tight dress walking on the road:.... "Dear Dude you are not looking at the road, please be careful"[email protected]
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind....Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??.. ;-p
Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small.... . . . . Now that place is known as "Disney Land".. :-P
Ek "Khudkash" Hamla Aawar ny "Taliban Commander se Kaha :"Sir Ji, Barood zara Kam dala kero,Pichli dafa Hamara Banda "Jannat" se 33 kilometer Aagay nikal gaya tha...:-)
Angrezon Ny Hamary Sath Jo Kiya,, Actor "MEERA" Ny Wo "Angrezi" K Sath Kiya.. Isi Liye Kehty Hen, "Jesa Kero Gy, Wesa Bharo Gy.." :-D
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Sharbat Se Munh Morr Liya..Chai Se Nata Jorr Liya..Zara Si Sardi Kiya Pari,,Tum Ny To Nahana Chorr Diya.. :-D
Little advice to guys: “Always communicate with your girlfriends as long as your parents are paying the phone bills!”
Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana. wah wah. wah wah. BANDAR bhi message pad rahe hai. kya EDUCATED hua zamana.
Height of Coolness:Finishing the paperComing out of the exam hallHaving a cold drinkAnd asking a friend: Dude, which paper was it?
Pyar Mein Hisab Kitab Nahi Krte Ke Kya Khoya Kya Paya…GOL GAPPAY WALA AaYA GOL GAPPAY LAYA…Zaruri Nahi Her Shair Ka Koi Matlab Ho… :-)
In apptitude test: Teacher:In which state is river Kaveri. . Sardar:In “Liquid state”.
Law of cigarette smoking: . . . . . . . . . . . Smoke always goes in the direction of non-smokers .
Hme To Apno Ne Luta. Gairo Mai Kahan Dam Tha ! Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko To Choro.. Rat mai ‘Lotay Mai Pani’ Kam Tha
Father: beti tm muje pehle papa kehti thiab tm ne muje DaD kehna shuro kr diya .Kya vja hai?Beti:come on DaD PaPa kehne se lipstic khrab ho jati hai..
Smartphone(mobile) ghar par bhool jaane ke kaaran yuvak ne pahali baar dekha aaspaas ka nazaara....whatsapp funny sms

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