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Sharma: Roz Subah 50 Cute Girls Mera Intezaar Karti Hain..

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Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy Doston Ki Mohabbat Warna...Jitni Tum Log Kanjoos Ho Dil Kerta Hai Tumhen Blank Msg Bhi Na Kerun.. :-) :-D
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Bcoz it gives bed bt not sleep It gives books bt not Mind It gives luxuries bt not happiness So Tranfer it 2 my account......
Once in a forest after a party all theanimals were eating Kamla pasand Paan masala But Girraffe was not eating that one.Lion: Why are you not eating Kamla pasand.Girraffe: I only eat Manikchand...Unche Log Unchi Pasand Manikchand
What is secret of succes?“by Right Decisions”How do you make right decisions?“by Experience”How do you get experience?“by Wrong Decision”
Law of cigarette smoking: . . . . . . . . . . . Smoke always goes in the direction of non-smokers .
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Bow:Wow, kia bat hai. Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
Hum Ny Jis Ko Dil Diya,Wo Dilli Chali Gai...Jis Se Piyar Kiya, Wo Italy Chali Gai...Dil Ny Socha K Khudkushi Ker Lun,,,Jab Switch Me Ungli Di, To Kambakhat Bijli Hi Chali Gai.. ;-)
Maa: Beta Yaad Rakho Hum Is Dunya Me Logon Ki Bhalai K Liye Aaye Hen..Pappu Heran Se: To Baki Log Kis Liye Aaye Hen.. :-D
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident
Million Dollar Truth:If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!
Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladkaFaltu ki calls ya miss call kare tounka mob no.. Olx me daal karpost kar do i phone 5Only 10000 rs.. MeKasam se jitneCalls aapko nai kiya hogaUsse zyaada use Aayenge…
Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen?? Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta Hai Usay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. :-D
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?Yahi Dikha.
"Bye" Ek chota sa lafz Hy jo bht takleef deta hy,Ehsas Dilata hy k jis k 7 aap hain kya pata phir na hon islye kbi na kahen "Bye"...Hamesha kahen..."Chal Nikal Yar"
Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!! He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C.
Ab To Hum Zero Mettar Bike B Nhi Nikal SakteFaraz.Mohaly Ki Bachian Kehti Hai Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai

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