Husband Wife Ki Larai
Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi, Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta . Husband:tu Kutti . Wife:tu Kutta , , Bacha masumiat se bola or me “TOMI”
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Husband Aur Wife Hotel
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
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Husband U Will Never
Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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A Recently Fired
A recently fired stock trader Husband… “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”
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Husband Aj Khana Kiy
Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya? Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi? Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀
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Husband Biwi Se Phone
Husband biwi se Phone par: "Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?" Biwi (ghussay se): "Zeher" Husband: kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
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An Airline Introduced A
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?"
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If Men Behave After
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won’t take place
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Do You Know What
Do you know what happiness means to me? Happiness is to wait for you after a hard working day, to cook a delicious dinner, to take care of you when you are sick and to support you in moments of triumph. From now on, we have a common destiny and one heart for two.
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An Intelligent Wife Is
An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women
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It Doesn’T Matter How
It doesn’t matter how long I should wait for you because my love is eternal, I will be always there for you, I love you.
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How Do You Know
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
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Wife To Husband
Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu.. After hearing this, husband stood up... Wife : What happened to you, where are you going? Husband : To become a Sadhu !
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Tonight Im Going To
Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early. Love you my beloved wife.
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What Is The Difference
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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An Angry Wife To
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop
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Man Outside Phone Booth
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
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Wife I Look Fat
Wife: “I look fat. Can u give me a compliment?” . . . . . Husband: “u have perfect eyesight.”
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Mardo Ke Sab Se
Mardo ke sab se shareef wo log hai Jinho ne apni biwiyon ko be facebook mein add ker rakha hai 😛
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