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An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

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Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha. Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko chorrne station gaya tha khushi main train ka Engine choom liye
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won’t take place
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha. Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain. Bv boli woh kesay. Sohahr bola . Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.
Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain!" Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?
Biwi: sunye apka dost aik pagal larki se shadi ker raha hai Ap usay rokhte kiyo ni ho? Husband: Me kiy rukho? mere shadi per tu dance ker raha tha
Wife: Meri taraf mun kar ke soen Mujhe dar lagta hai Husband: Acha to bus tumne e jena hai? Mein beshak dar dar ke mar jao 😛 😉
Unmarried Man:” Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai… . . . . . . . . . Married Man:” Shaadi kar lo… fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi..
''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelery and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Husband: Main tumhari roz-rozz ke, Demand se tang aa ker gaya hu Dil kerta hai suicide kar lon Wife: THeek hai theek hai lekin usse pehle mujh 4-5 white suit zaroor dila dena
Mardo ke sab se shareef wo log hai Jinho ne apni biwiyon ko be facebook mein add ker rakha hai 😛
Husband: I found Aladin lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times Wife: oh darling love u so much. Did he do that? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication does not apply on zero!!
Husband: I am very happy to marry you. Wife: Why may i know? Husband: Because i got the punishment of my sins in this world.
Sawal: Susural me damad ke zayda izat kiyo ke jate hai Jawab: Kiyo ke wo janta hai ke ye wohe azeem admi hai. Jis ne humare ghar ka tofan apne ghar sumbal ke raka hai 😛

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