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A husband once complained Dear Google, Please stop behaving like my wife… Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start…?
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook 'n Make Food Myself For A Month, What Will You Pay Me..? Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You, You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early. Love you my beloved wife.
Mardo ke sab se shareef wo log hai Jinho ne apni biwiyon ko be facebook mein add ker rakha hai 😛
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain!" Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?"
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti! Husband: Air kaash tum aisi ringtone hoti jise main har hafte badal sakta.
Wife: Mai aapse baat nai karungi Husband: OK Wife: Kiya tum reason nai suna chahte? Husband: nai me tumhare faisle ke izzat kerta hu
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha. Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko chorrne station gaya tha khushi main train ka Engine choom liye
Husband biwi se Phone par: "Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?" Biwi (ghussay se): "Zeher" Husband: kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

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