Husband Aur Wife Hotel
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
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There Is No Harm
There is no harm in treating husbands as atm machines, If they treat their wives as washing machine, dish washer, vacuum cleaner, cook, maid, waiter, teacher etc! Issued in public interest by Women Welfare Centre
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Wife Yesterday Night I Saw
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelery and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!
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Ek Admi Ka Hont
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha. Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko chorrne station gaya tha khushi main train ka Engine choom liye
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Wife Kaash Tum Aise
Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti! Husband: Air kaash tum aisi ringtone hoti jise main har hafte badal sakta.
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Wifemeray Iraday Baray Naik
Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain!" Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?
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Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do
Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy Husband: 1 Bar Dekh Lene Do, Phr Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.
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Wifes Insulting Their Husbands
Wifes insulting their husbands: . Pilot’s BV -ziyada uro mt, samjhe…? Teacher’s BV – Mujhe mt sikhao samjhe…? Dentist’s BV – Daant tod k hath mei de dungi…! Docter’s BV – tabiyat durust kr doungi…! MBA’S BV – Mind Yr own Business pls…! . . . CA/ACMA Candidate’s BV- . . Abay phle paas toh ho phir baat karna :-)
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Question Kya Ek
Question – Kya ek wife apne husband ko Lakhpati bana sakti hai????? Answer – Yes, par husband CROREPATI hona chahiye….;)
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Aisa Aadmi Jo Ghalti
“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh? . “AQALMAND” “Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh? . . “HUSBAND” . .
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If Men Behave After
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won’t take place
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Wife Mene Suna
Wife: Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi. To aurton ko kya milay ga? Husband: Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
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An Airline Introduced A
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?"
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An Intelligent Wife Is
''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P
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Wife If I Dismiss
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook 'n Make Food Myself For A Month, What Will You Pay Me..? Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You, You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
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Man Outside Phone Booth
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
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Mardo Ke Sab Se
Mardo ke sab se shareef wo log hai Jinho ne apni biwiyon ko be facebook mein add ker rakha hai 😛
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An Intelligent Wife Is
An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women
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Wife What Are You
Wife: What are you doing? Husband: Killing mosquitoes Wife: How many did you kill? Husband: Total 5, 3 males and 2 female Wife: How do you know their genders? Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer
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