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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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3 log marne kya baad jannat kya darwaze par pahuche: 1 ) Bola: Mein molvi hun mein nay zindagi bhar ibadat ki mujhe andar ane do. Awaz ayi: Next! 2 ) Bola: Mein doctor hun, Maine zindagi bhar logo ki help ki mujhe andar ane do. Awaz ayi: Next! 3 ) Bola: Mein shadi shudha hun. Awaz ayi: Bus kar, Rulayge kya… chal andar aaja!
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha. Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko chorrne station gaya tha khushi main train ka Engine choom liye
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook 'n Make Food Myself For A Month, What Will You Pay Me..? Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You, You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy Husband: 1 Bar Dekh Lene Do, Phr Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.
Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early. Love you my beloved wife.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
Wife is angry as husband stands too close to a beautiful girl in the bus, . . . . A few minutes later the girl slaps him for pinching.. . . . . Husband to wife: I swear I didn’t . . Wife: I know, I did it.
Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi, Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta . Husband:tu Kutti . Wife:tu Kutta , , Bacha masumiat se bola or me “TOMI”
One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. "An idea,that can change your WIFE'' While real word was(LIFE).
Cool Msg by a woman- Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" ;)
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
There is no harm in treating husbands as atm machines, If they treat their wives as washing machine, dish washer, vacuum cleaner, cook, maid, waiter, teacher etc! Issued in public interest by Women Welfare Centre
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelery and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Research se pata chala hai ki… Wife se pyaar se baat karne se Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai Mind 90% time relax rehta hai Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen . . . . WIFE APNI NA HO..
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti! Husband: Air kaash tum aisi ringtone hoti jise main har hafte badal sakta.

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