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Husbandu Will Never Succeed

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

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Research se pata chala hai ki… Wife se pyaar se baat karne se Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai Mind 90% time relax rehta hai Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen . . . . WIFE APNI NA HO..
It doesn’t matter how long I should wait for you because my love is eternal, I will be always there for you, I love you.
A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy Husband: 1 Bar Dekh Lene Do, Phr Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
Do you know what happiness means to me? Happiness is to wait for you after a hard working day, to cook a delicious dinner, to take care of you when you are sick and to support you in moments of triumph. From now on, we have a common destiny and one heart for two.
Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti! Husband: Air kaash tum aisi ringtone hoti jise main har hafte badal sakta.
Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay. Wife:Wo kiya? Husband: Tumhara 'moun'...
There is no harm in treating husbands as atm machines, If they treat their wives as washing machine, dish washer, vacuum cleaner, cook, maid, waiter, teacher etc! Issued in public interest by Women Welfare Centre
Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya? Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi? Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀
3 log marne kya baad jannat kya darwaze par pahuche: 1 ) Bola: Mein molvi hun mein nay zindagi bhar ibadat ki mujhe andar ane do. Awaz ayi: Next! 2 ) Bola: Mein doctor hun, Maine zindagi bhar logo ki help ki mujhe andar ane do. Awaz ayi: Next! 3 ) Bola: Mein shadi shudha hun. Awaz ayi: Bus kar, Rulayge kya… chal andar aaja!
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: “UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS” The smart father-in-law Replied: 1 year Warranty has been expired! So Manufacturer is not responsible
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook 'n Make Food Myself For A Month, What Will You Pay Me..? Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You, You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha. Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko chorrne station gaya tha khushi main train ka Engine choom liye
Mardo ke sab se shareef wo log hai Jinho ne apni biwiyon ko be facebook mein add ker rakha hai 😛
ur smile z important 2 make ur day success,smile en work,success z urs.hv a gd9nte.
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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