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Bivi Ghusse Me: Agar Is Baar Bhi Tumhen Job Na Mili To Me Maikay Chali Jaun Gi.. Shoher Thandi Aah Bhar Ker: Haa Waday Hi Waday.. Sirf Waday Baahar Bhi Waday Aur Ghar Me Bhi Sirf Waday.. :-D :-)

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Computerized Mohabbat.. Kal Jab Mily Thy To Dil Me Hua Ek Sound, Aaj Mily To Kehty Ho Your File Not Found.. . Jo Muddat Se Hota Aya Hai Wo Repeat Ker Dunga, Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindgi Ctrl+Alt+Del Ker Dunga.. . Shayad Mere Piyar Ko Taste Kerna Bhool Gaye, Dil Se Aisa Cut Kiya K Paste Kerna Bhool Gaye.. . Lakho Hongy Nigah Me Kabhi Mujhy Bhi Pick Kero, Mere Pyar K Icon Per Kabhi To Double Click Kero.. :-D
Dear Parents,If you want to find out where your son/daughter is in the house, simply"Turn off"the"Wi-fi"and wait!
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am
Pathan Ki Maa:Lalay Tujhay Yahan SeDusry Shehar Janay Me 1 Din LagaAurWapas Aanay Me 3 Din Wo Bhi Nayi Car Se.Pathan: Maa Ye Car Banany Wale BhiPagal Hen Janay K Liye 4 GearOr Aanay Ke Liye Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. :-( :-D
Aaj bhi hamre desh meTu pyaar hain kisi aur kaa Tujhe chaahtaa koi aur hainTu pasand hain kisi aur kiSongs sunkar 10 me se 7 ladkebahut emotional/senti ho jate H
1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gyaOr shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn..Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha,Jldi se bola..Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne..2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne..Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!
Sacchi mohabbat laut ker zaror ate haiYa toh sorry bolne ya phirShadi ka card dene 😛 😉
You know why Women starts with "W" Because all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? Wife..?
If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
Good girls are found inEvery corner of the earthBut, unfortunately earth is round 🙂
Why is Christmas just like a day at office? You do all the work and a fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!
Aik Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna Chahte ho? Charsi: Jisko bhi Aankhein Lagaao Usey bata Dena K Ye Do Kash laganay k baad He Khulti Hain
She: What do you do?He: PHDShe: Wow !! DoctorateHe: No Pizza Hut Delivery
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen??Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota. Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen.. Papa: Samaan Pack Kero. Bacha: Q Papa.?? Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0
I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.So I took a nap!
I just met your duplicate.I swear it was you, I even called your name…Butyou ignored me and continued to eat Banana and swing on the Tree.. 😛
Khan Sahab Jab Aap Exam dene gaye toApne saath Plumber ko Q le gaye?Pathan:QK Hum ko Information Mili Thik Paper Leak ho gaya hai...;-p

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