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Bhakt : Baba Shaadi Ko 7 Saal Ho Gaye

Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye
Bacha nahi huaa
Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha
Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu.
Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes

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The Equation of Marriage:7 Glances = 1 Smile7 Smiles = 1 Meeting7 Meetings = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposals = 1 MarriageAnd that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.So beware of a glance!
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
Mother in Law After Marriage: Beta Kese Ho.??Damaad: Bas Aap K Ghar Ka Toofan Apny Ghar Le Aya Hun,Roz Nai Nai Tabahi Dekhny Ko Milti Hai.. :-D
Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,"dost".....................Mat Dekh na. . . .Nafsiyati Hai kya?..;-p
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena. Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ? BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
ArZ KiYa Hai:MoHaBBat KeRaSte MeHaR WaQtDaRd MiLeGa..- .-.-.Me SocH RaHa Hun is RaSte PeEk HoSPiTaL KhoL Lun,,KhuB CHaLeGa... ;-p
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai.. Wah Wah Wah.. Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai.. Upar Most Wanted, Neechay Chappal Chor Aur 5000 Rupay Inaam Likha Hai.. :-D
Kiya Kamal Ka Hunar Hai Aap Ke Paas Aye Mere Sanam..! School Me Koi Hamary Bag Se Pencil Nahi Nikal Paya Aur Aap Ne Seenay Se Mera Dil Hi Nikal Liya..! This Is Not Fear.. :-)
Mard zadaya sharif hain ya khawateen.khawateen wo kaisa.kyoun k mard zadaya sharif hain.nawaz sharif shahbaz sharif hamza sharif umer sharif mian sharif'jabka khawateen me only aik sharif haBabra sharif.
Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused... Since Dat day, Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!
Teacher:Your Son's Result Card Eng20Math20 Urdu19 Chem20 Bio19 Total 98Sardr TOTAL Me to Kamal Hi Kr Dia,isSubject Ka Teachar Kon Ha
Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.....…....Jharu pocha karloMat betho Had haram ki Tarhalovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..
Jaanty Ho Raat Me Sab Se Ziyada Ghussa Kab Aata Hai.??Jab Soty Huwe Koi Aap Ko Jaga Ker Kahy K.........Chal Beta Apni Jaga Pe Ja K So, Light Aa Gai Hai.. ;-)
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
Jab Tak Zinda Hen Msg Kerty Rahen Gy,,Aur Jis Din Na Ker Saky To Samajh Lena KAglay Din Karen Gy.. :-DMaar Do Mujhy Zalimo Maar Do.. Abhi To Meri Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui Hai.. ;-p :-)
India creates new nation of selfistan: Nawaz Sharif claims it an integral part of Pakistan

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