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A Man In Hell

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free...

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I’am looking 4 a bank loan which can perform 2 things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge warna 6 parathe, panir ki sabzi, kashmiri pulaw, ice-cream, 1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!!
Three FASTEST Means of Communications:1. Tele-Phone2. Tele-Vision&3. Tell to WomanNeed still FASTER...?Tell Her NOT to Tell ANY ONE...;-p
Baap: Tumhara Paper Kesa Hua.??Pathan: Bohat Hi Asan Paper THa, Hum Ko To Kuch Kerna Hi Nahi Para..Baap: Wo Kese..Pathan: Paper Me Question Aya Tha K In Sawalon Per Roshni Dalen, Wo To Acha Hua K Hamari Jaib Me Torch Tha, Hum Ny Us Ki Roshni Paper Per Dali.. :-) :
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon gaDr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gyPagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,Un ka birthday mnaon ga,Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.Dr: Gud Gud! PhirPagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,phir“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
Koshish To Ye Thi K Papa Ka Naam Roshan Kerun,, Lekin Haaye.. Result Hamesha Ki Tarha Un K 14 Tabaq Roshan Kerny Ko Kafi Hai.. :-D
2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree. After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says, "Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."!
NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar 18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal AurMeri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai...Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D
Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai kya hai to wo sare ande tere or ye bhi btade kitne ande hain to wo 8 k 8 tere or agr ye bhi bta de kiss k hain to wo murgi bhi teriPathan:yara koi ishara to de
1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?Begum: Ap k pas..Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?Wo b ap k pas hain..Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar,, Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.. Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,, Jany Kab Maang Lo Hum Se Udhar.. :-D
Arz Kiya Hai..Aye Germi, Itna Na Itraa..Agar Himmat Hai To January Me Aa K Dikha.. :-)
ufff sardi”................Jab Upr Likha hai k sardi Hai to Neechay Konsa Heater Laga Hy Jo Dekh Rhay Ho....?? Winter ki pehli bezti mubark ho... P
World's most dangerous weapons,even deadlier than the Nuclear Bomb:1. Biwi Ke Aansu!2. Ami Ki Chappal
Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today. Lady: But I'm not pregnant. Driver: But we havn't reached airport yet.
1st Bhikari: Yaar Ek Aadmi Mujh Se Meri Kamai K Bary Me Puch Raha Tha.Magar Me Ny nahi Batai..2nd Bhaikari: Per Kyun..??1st Bhikari: O Yaar Mujhy Laga K Wo Income Tax Wala Hai.. :-D
College me school ki yaad aayi Jawani mai bachpan ki yaad aayi Kanto ko chua to gulaab ki yaad aayi Aur aaj TV me ek bakri ko dekha to 2mhari yaad aayi.
Laughing Is The Best Medicine,But If U Are Laughing for No Reason,You Need Medicine...;-p

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