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World's Most Dangerous Weapons,even Deadlier Than The Nuclear Bomb:

World's most dangerous weapons,even deadlier than the Nuclear Bomb:
1. Biwi Ke Aansu!
2. Ami Ki Chappal

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If Someone Ask Me Who is Your Best Friend?I Will Simply Say??SomeoneWho?ll Never Avoid MeJust Because of Someone Else?.. !
Wife : I have a good news and a bad news dear..... Husband : I am very busy right now... Just give me good news onlyWife : the airbags worked properly in our new Ferrari Car.....
"75 sal k 1 admi ne newspaper may ishtehar diya ZARORA-E-RISHTA3 din bd us k ghar latter aya k baba g es umar may rishte nahe farishte ate hai" ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are Bandar It means: B= Beautifull A= Attractive N= Naughty D= Decent A= Awesome R= Rambo… :)
Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl: Mohabbat Meri Sacchi Hai,, Ghar Per Roz Bany Macchi Hai..Bengali Girl Replied: Udi Baba! Ami Tomake Bhalo Bashi.. :-D
At GymGuy 1: I lost 5kg in two months.Guy 2: I lost 10 kg in two months.Santa: I lost 45 kg in a day.Guy 1 & Guy 2: Oh wow, but how?Santa: Lost my baggage at Airport!
Teacher- Bus ke Driver aur Conductor mein kya Fark hota hai ?? ... .. pappu - Conductor agar So jaye toh Kisi ka Ticket nahi katega..& Driver Agar So Jae toh Sabka Ticket Kat Jaega :O :p :D
WHAT DOES CRICKET STANDS FOR: C-CASH R-REGARDING FIXING OF I-INDIAN MATCHES BY C-CRICKETERS, ABETED BY K-KAPIL,TO UNDERPLAY TO E-END AND T-THROW THE MATCH.
Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
Though for the day!First they put so many mirrors in cars,and they call women, bad drivers’!
Wife Ghusse Se: Kal Aap Padosan ke Saath Movie dekhny Gaye Thy...? . . Husband: Phir Kis K Sath Jata, Aaj Kal Ki Movies Biwi Bacchon Ya Family Ke Saath Dekhne Wali Kahan Banti hen. ;-p :-D
Just Imagine LifeWithout BOYz..Road SilentCollages EmptyPolice At RestAll Mobile Companies InLossNo SmsNo GiftsNo AlcoholNo BikesNo CrimeNo CouplesWhich Means WorldDependsOn US...!!!Boyz RocksHahahahahaha.
Nafsiyat ka practical:Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.Last row se aik Student Bola:Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hai.
Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,"Dosto",,K Tum "Mera" Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-pHahaha
Muskurana To Her Larki Ki Ada Hai..Isay Jo Mohabbat Samjhy Wo Is Duniya Ka Sab Se Bara Gadha Hai.. :-)
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite, to the force applied by girl while slap
Ladkiyan lal rang ki lipstik ke bish sheds me bhi aasani se antar bata sakti hai aur ladke shampoo ki bajaye condishner se naha lenge aur gaali de kar bolenge...........kaun laya ye shampoo? jhag hi nahi hai saale me.
Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night.........Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post emotional ho.

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