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Admi In Hotel: Mere Pulaao Me Se Itny Sary Pathar Q Nikly Hen?? Waiter: Q K Sir Aap Ny "Kashmiri Pulaao" Order Kiya Tha.. :-D

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Pappu: Dad Mujhy Test A+ Mila Hai.. Dad: Wow Congrats, Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Araha. Kon se Test Me Mila Hai.?? Pappu: Blood Group Test Me.. :-D
FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..? SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!! FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…? SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!
Khubsoorat Log Hamesha ye Q kehty hen k"Me Abhi Busy hun"..?Socho.??????Nahi Pata.?HahaBaad me Bataun ga.."Abhi Me Busy hun"...:-p
@ @ @ @ @ @ 6 flowers 4 u 1 4 health 2 4 wealth 3 4 happiness 4 4 frndship or baki 2 kaan pe laga lo mast lagoge.. @('.')@ arre wah ! Najar na lag jaye....
Kehte hai 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabat apas mei dost the. Ek raat dono sath baithe the k itne mai chand nikl aya. Mohabat ne chand ki taref krdi. Ye baat Husn ko nagawar guzri. Us ne Mohabat ki ankhen noch le. Bas us din se Mohabat andhi aur Husn zalim hogaya hai.
Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn ALL subjects ?
Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko 1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya.. Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI” Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye… Par Principal Baithe Rahe Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta? Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai. Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
You are the one who is Charming,You are the one who is Intelligent,Your are the one who is Cute.And I am the one who is..........spreading these rumors!
Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho,Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho,Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho..Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena,K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D
Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?Pappu: Even.Teacher: How can you make seven even?Pappu: Remove the S!
The difference betweenscientific theory and realityis like the difference betweenreading the menu and eating dinner.
Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi k Paper leak ho gaya hai:
Saas Shadi K Agly Roz Nai Dulhan Se: "Bahu Tumhary Hath Khali Q Hen.?" Dulhan: Oh Come On Sasu Maa, Me Ny Abhi Mobile Charging Per Lagaya Hai.. :-D
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye.Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
Teacher: Sab se Ziyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai? Sharab Me? No Pyar Me? Na Paise Me? Never Student: Sab se Ziyada Nasha . . . . . KITAB Me Hota Hai, Kholte Hi Neend Aa Jati Hai..:-p
Agar Hum Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagty To Koi Baat Nahi,, Ab Her Kisi Ki Choice Achi Ho Ye Zaruri To Nahi.. :-D
100s of years have passed, millions of tomorrows have come, but still hope is alive in all students “Tomorrow i will definitely start studying”
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