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Teacher: Sab Se Ziyada Nasha Kisme Hota Hai?

Teacher: Sab se Ziyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?

Sharab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never

Student: Sab se Ziyada Nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,
Kholte Hi Neend Aa Jati Hai..:-p

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