Send Mobile short message Teacher: Sab Se Ziyada Nasha Kisme Hota Hai? from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.
Share this page with your friends and followers.
Read, copy and share more Funny messages.
Teacher: "Mature" Ko Jumly Me Istemal Kero.?? . . Bacha: Kal Hamari Gali Me Logon Ny Ek Chor Ko Pakra To Us Ny Kaha: "Me Chor Nahi Hun.." :-D
berking news khuzdar may ak na malom afard na motor cikel per do bando ko........slam kia or bola happy new yea
Mother in Law After Marriage: Beta Kese Ho.?? Damaad: Bas Aap K Ghar Ka Toofan Apny Ghar Le Aya Hun, Roz Nai Nai Tabahi Dekhny Ko Milti Hai.. :-D
Happy Vs. Tension- "KHUSHI" Ek Aisi Cheez hai, Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de Sakte ho.. . . . . . . . Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k "TENSION" Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai.
Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha..Us ky bhai Ny Kaha:"Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.uska bhai: Sirf Ek..??Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-DHahhaha
Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha”Jo”Aur dusry ka nam Tha”Wo”Ek Din”jo”k pas JIN aa gya”Jo”ny dar K“wo” ko Awaz d..“Wo”Bhag”kr aya to Jin Ko dakh kr”Wo”ka intqal Hogya..Bs Usi Din se hi Kehty Hein…...........“JO”DR DYA“Wo”MR GYAHs mt……
A Pathan Gets A Cheque & Throws It On The Ground..? Why..?? Bcoz To See Whether It Will BOUNCE or NOT.. :-D
Teacher: what is skeleton? Student: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash........................funny english sms
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U.......................sweet sms for friend
Girl: What is the price of Galaxy Grand?Salesman: Rs.18,000/-Girl: OMG!Girl: And IPhone?Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG + OMG
December Jab bhi Ata hai Yehi Anjaam hota hai,Kabhi Khansi, Kabhi Nazla, Kabhi Zukaam hota hai..;-)
I want u 2 know that, our friendship means alot 2 me. U cry I cry U lauf I lauf U jump out of da window… I look down & den… I lauf again…
Gunde ka beta oral exam mein fail ho gaya aur aakar apne baap se bola: Un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulad hai, saala kuch bhi nahi bola
Wife: Me Marny Ja Rahi Hun.. Husband: Me Bhi Mar Jaunga..Wife: Sachii.. Kiya Mere Marny Se Tumhen Itna Dukh HoGa..??Husband: Nahi.. Asal Me Itni Khushi Me Bardasht Nahi Ker Paunga.. :-D
Teeth said to Tongue: "If i just press you a little, you'll get cut..." Tongue replied: "If I misuse One word against someone, then all 32 of you will come Out..!!";-)
Jab kutay ke mout ati hai..!!.....................Tu kuta mar jata hai..!!.Apko tu har bat mein twist chahie..!
A man was asked, what is a adult joke?
Browse all SMS and WhatsApp message categories.