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Kehte Hai 1000 Saal Pehle

Kehte hai 1000 saal pehle
Husn aur Mohabat apas mei dost the.
Ek raat dono sath baithe the k itne mai chand nikl aya.
Mohabat ne chand ki taref krdi.
Ye baat Husn ko nagawar guzri.
Us ne Mohabat ki ankhen noch le.
Bas us din se Mohabat andhi aur Husn zalim hogaya hai.

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