Friend 1 Bro I
Friend 1: Bro, i Got A+ for a test Friend 2: Congratulations, Which test? Friend 1: Blood group test, bro
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Girls Love Is Like
Girls love is like a chocolate. because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time, Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date. But boys love is like wine,no expiry date. it gives kick to ur body… that’s boys love…
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Baap Tumhara Paper Kesa
Baap: Tumhara Paper Kesa Hua.?? Pathan: Bohat Hi Asan Paper THa, Hum Ko To Kuch Kerna Hi Nahi Para.. Baap: Wo Kese.. Pathan: Paper Me Question Aya Tha K In Sawalon Per Roshni Dalen, Wo To Acha Hua K Hamari Jaib Me Torch Tha, Hum Ny Us Ki Roshni Paper Per Dali.. :-) :
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Teacher Is Shair Ka
Teacher: Is Shair Ka Matlab Batao..? "Shak To Tha K Mohabbat Me Khasary Hongy,, Yaqeen Na Tha K Saray Hi Hamary Hongy.." Pappu: Sir, Is Shair Me Shayer Apni Mehbuba Ko Easy Load Kerwa Ker Thak Chuka Hai..!
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nahi ban jata koi apna unhi dil lagane se,
nahi ban jata koi apna unhi dil lagane se,karni parti hai dua rab se saccha dost pane main,rakhna sambhal kar ye YARANA apna toot na jaye ye kisi k behkane se
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Thief Ne Apni Mangetar
Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge? Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D
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Zindgi Ki Race Me
Zindgi Ki Race Me First Aany Ka Secret Pata Hai Kiya Hai.?? .. Me Bataun..?? . .. . Dekho Plz Kisi Ko Batana Mat.. . . . . . . . Akele Bhago.. :-p :-D
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Saying Funny Jokes Boost
Saying Funny jokes boost up the people immunity process as body relaxes after every good moment of your life.
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Neend Nahi Aati Raat
Neend Nahi Aati Raat ko,, Chain Nahi Aata Din ko,, Mene pucha "Rab" se Kya Yhi Pyar hai.? To "Rab" Bola: Nahi Beta Garmi me Sabka Yehi Haal hai.. :-) Germi Is Back.. :-D
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Agar Logon Ki Yaadon
Agar Logon Ki Yaadon Me Hamesha Zinda Rehna Chahty Hen To , Un Se , Paise Udhaar Le Len.. Qasam Se Wo Zindagi Bhar Aapko Yaad Rakhen Gy.. :-D
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History Teacher
History Teacher: Name some Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled Against the British.? . . Student: "Imran Khan, Javed Miandad, Saeed Anwar, Shahid Afridi Etc.." :-D
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Pakistan Me Itne Electricity
Pakistan me itne electricity nai hai Jitne electrical engineers 😛 😀
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Teacher Pappu Se
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye?? Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji. Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana. Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya
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Sardar Batao Aisa
SARDAR: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:)
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What's real but invisible?
What's real but invisible?Ur care.What's true but unfair?Ur absence.What's sweet but naughty?Ur smile.What is precious but priceless?Ur friendship.
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If Husband Is The
If Husband Is The Head Of The Family, Then What Is Wife?? . . Wife Is The Neck Of The Family Which Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D
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Breaking News..
Breaking News.. 31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan) ,,,,,Baki Ki Load Shedding nai pakistan mai hogi. :-D
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Bacha Maa Se
Bacha Maa Se: Ammi Aaj Me School Ground Me Bilkul Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha. Maa Khush Ho Ker: Wo Kese Mere Chaand.? Bacha: Kal Ka Home Work Na Kerny Per Teacher Ny Mujh Se Kaha Jao Ground K Beech Me Dono Hath Uper Ker K Khary Ho Jao.. :-D
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Sharbat Se Munh Morr
Sharbat Se Munh Morr Liya.. Chai Se Nata Jorr Liya.. Zara Si Sardi Kiya Pari,, Tum Ny To Nahana Chorr Diya.. :-D
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