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1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha.. uski biwi boli: kya kar rahe ho!?! kanjus bola: Dettol gir gaya tha, socha q barbad karu, haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!
Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko 1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya.. Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI” Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye… Par Principal Baithe Rahe Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta? Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai. Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye?? Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji. Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana. Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya
Wife Ghusse Se: Kal Aap Padosan ke Saath Movie dekhny Gaye Thy...? . . Husband: Phir Kis K Sath Jata, Aaj Kal Ki Movies Biwi Bacchon Ya Family Ke Saath Dekhne Wali Kahan Banti hen. ;-p :-D
Sacche Dost Ki Pehchan.. Ek Sacha Dost wohi hai jo Aapka Pehla Aansu Ponch le, Doosra Aansu Rok le, Aur Ager Teesra Aansu Aaye to Zor se 1 Thapped Maare our kahe: "Le Ab Ro Le." ;-p :-D
Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do.. Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab?? . . . . Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker: Itny Choty K Meri Bivi Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)
Pakistan me itne electricity nai hai Jitne electrical engineers 😛 😀
Girl To Shopkeeper: Mujhy Calculator Chahiye. Shopkeeper: "CASIO" ? Girl: Me Theek Hun Aap Kese Hen.. :-)
CHEMISTRY Teacher: What happens when Carbon Monoxide reacts with 2 Molecules Of Iron.? . Student: COFFEE . Teacher: HOW ?? . Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-) . Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p
Lab work Experiment no: 1 Aim: to disturb you. Apparatus: mobile. Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2. Result: you are disturbed. Effect: I am happy.
Ek Dehati Ny Mobile Customer Care Service Me Call Ki.. Dehati: "Re Maari Bhains ne Sim Kha li aur Bhaag Gai.” . Customer Care Executive Ghusse Se: "To Me Kiya Karun.?” . Dehati Bola: "Re Baavle, Tu Menu yo Bataa k Ab Roaming to naa lagegi.?” :-D
Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din Hi Huwe Hen Aur Tu Ny 3 Kursiyan Bhi Torr Deen. Noker: Yara Tum Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K Tum Ko Ek Taqatwar Noker Chahiye.. :-D
Bhikhari Doctor Se: Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor. . Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho. . Bhikhari: Doctor, Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D
Himmat Hai To Is Ko Jaldi Jaldi English Me Parh Ker Dikhao.. . . "My A My They My They They My A My They na My . . . . . . . Hahahaha... :-) :-p :-D . Khulla Nahi Hai Maaf Karo... :-D
Dulhan Ny pny Baap Ko Piyar Kiya Aur Us K Hath Me Kuch Rakh Diya.. . Baap Ny Khushi Me Elaan Kiya.. "Friends, Aaj Mera Lucky Day Hai, Aaj Meri Beti Ny Finally Mera Credit Card Mujhy Wapas Ker Diya Hai.. . Tamam Log Hansny Lagy Aur Afsos Se Dulhay Ko Dekhny Lagy.. :-)
Neend Nahi Aati Raat ko,, Chain Nahi Aata Din ko,, Mene pucha "Rab" se Kya Yhi Pyar hai.? To "Rab" Bola: Nahi Beta Garmi me Sabka Yehi Haal hai.. :-) Germi Is Back.. :-D
Golden Words.. . Girls Express Their Feelings With Ghussa And Tears,, . . . But.. . . . . . Boys Express Their Feelings With "Sutta & Beers" :-p ;-)
Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha "Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai" . Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on" . Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
Ek Larky Ko Aladin Ka Chirag Mila.. Us Ny Hukum Diya: Tamam Larkiyon Ka Dimagh Das Guna Tez Ker Do.. . . Jin Muskuraya Aur Bola: Janab Zero Se Kuch Bhi Multiply Nahi Ho Sakta.. :-)
Teacher: "Mature" Ko Jumly Me Istemal Kero.?? . . Bacha: Kal Hamari Gali Me Logon Ny Ek Chor Ko Pakra To Us Ny Kaha: "Me Chor Nahi Hun.." :-D
Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai.. Wah Wah Wah.. Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai.. Upar Most Wanted, Neechay Chappal Chor Aur 5000 Rupay Inaam Likha Hai.. :-D
Wife: "You know Honey, Jab Tum Nazar Ka Chashma Nahi Lagaty To Bohat Khubsurat Dikhty Ho.." . . Husband: "Honey Tum Sach Keh Rahi Ho, Jab Me Chashma Nahi Lagata To Tum Bhi Bohat Smart Aur Khubsurat Dhikhti Ho.." ;-) :-D
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,, Kabhi Na Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi,, Qismat Badly Ya Na Badly,, Kam Az Kam Chappal To Dhul Jaye Gi.. :-D
Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy Doston Ki Mohabbat Warna.. . Jitni Tum Log Kanjoos Ho Dil Kerta Hai Tumhen Blank Msg Bhi Na Kerun.. :-) :-D
Meeting your friends girlfriend for the first time like, Hello i am the co-author of all the text Messages you receive
Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar post kar do i phone 5 Only 10000 rs.. Me Kasam se jitne Calls aapko nai kiya hoga Usse zyaada use Aayenge…
Girl On Chat: Kya Kerte Ho.? Boy: Me Jung News Network Me Job Kerta Tha, Magar me Ny Wo Job Chhor Di.. Girl: Ohh Why? Boy: Yaar Ab Kon itni Subha Uth ker Paper Bantne Jaye.. :-D
Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao K Log Kahen..: . . Tu To Rehne Hi De, Me Khud Hi Ker Loonga... :-D Dusron Ka Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Aapka Naam Bhi Ho Jayega.. :-)
Jab Tak Zinda Hen Msg Kerty Rahen Gy,, Aur Jis Din Na Ker Saky To Samajh Lena K Aglay Din Karen Gy.. :-D Maar Do Mujhy Zalimo Maar Do.. Abhi To Meri Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui Hai.. ;-p :-)
Agar Hum Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagty To Koi Baat Nahi,, Ab Her Kisi Ki Choice Achi Ho Ye Zaruri To Nahi.. :-D
Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen.?? . Haan Ya Nahi Me Jawab Den. Agar Aap Ny Jawab Na Diya To Yaad Rakhen, Khamoshi Ka Matlab Haan Hota Hai.. :-)
1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn.. Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha, Jldi se bola.. Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne.. 2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne.. Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!
History Teacher: Name some Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled Against the British.? . . Student: "Imran Khan, Javed Miandad, Saeed Anwar, Shahid Afridi Etc.." :-D
Kiya Kamal Ka Hunar Hai Aap Ke Paas Aye Mere Sanam..! School Me Koi Hamary Bag Se Pencil Nahi Nikal Paya Aur Aap Ne Seenay Se Mera Dil Hi Nikal Liya..! This Is Not Fear.. :-)
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect And… Our new generation… . . Removes head phones to give respect..!! 😀
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