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Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye?? Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji. Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana. Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya

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girl on phoneGirl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morning????.boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay.girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call ... :p
Five things that make Man happy:1. Buy 1 Get 1 Free2. Flat 50% off3. Tatkal ticket confirmation4. Winning cricket match5. Wife not at home
India creates new nation of selfistan: Nawaz Sharif claims it an integral part of Pakistan
save paper DON’T DO YOUR HOME WORK!!
Plz Ignore Mt Krna 1 Bcha Jo Bhut Chota Hai Q K Bache Chote Hote Hai. Us Bechare Ko Apni Potty Dhoni Nhi Ati Hm Log Rozana Kitne Fuzul Msgs Karte Hen Plz 1 Ye Msg B Sub Ko Forward Kro Taki. Koi Uski Potty Dhula Sake..
Diffrnce B/w Theoretical & Pratical Knowledge..Girls Scores 99/100 In Computer..Dont Even Know How To Turn On Computer properly
Principle said to Students: You People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day. Students: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours!
Breaking news - Big Boss season 11 me ladai-ghagra kafi kam ho gaya hai esiliye Big Boss ne wild card entry ke liye Kim Jong Un ko beja invitation....
True Fact : Waqt pr adat na badli to wo Zarurat - E - Life bn jati hai, Or agar waqt pr Girl Frnd na badli to wo WIFE bn jati hai.....
Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi KBC -2 Indian Idol -2 Nach Baliye -2 Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2
1 Bandr Ny Apni Maa Sy PochaK Hm Itny Bad Sorat Q Hoty He?Maa Ny Jwab Dya Beta Khuda Ka Shukr KroUs Ko Dekho Jo SmS Prh Raha Hy
If U R Sitting Among A Group Of Ppl & der Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Thts Not D Proof dat U R Confident . . U Just Dont Hv A Mobile
Admi Molvi Se: Molana Sahab Meri Bivi Maikay Chali Gai Hai, Me Kiya Kerun??Molvi Jaldi Se Boly: 2 Rakaat Namaz Nafil Shukrana.. :-)
A Light Can Replace Dark..A Success Can Replace Failure..A Smile Can Replace Pain..But Nothing Can Replace YOU....WHY?....Defected Piece...;-p:)
In 2025 Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De.. Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le.. Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye Tujhe Chahiye To Meri “CA” Ki degree Rakh Le..
NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen? Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar 18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi. Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai.. . Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D
Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,,Kabhi Na Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi,,Qismat Badly Ya Na Badly,,Kam Az Kam Chappal To Dhul Jaye Gi.. :-D
Once in a soap industry in Japan,the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollarsto check in the assembly line thatwhether soap is packed in the cover or not in.Same problem occurred in Pakistan.What did they do??They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! :-DGenius Nation.

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