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Ek Lahori Ny Karachi Waly Se Pucha: Sir Yahan Acha Khana Kahan Se Milta Hai?? Karachi Wala: Bhai Jo Aap Maang Rahy Hen, Wo Sirf Lahore Me Hi Milta Hai.. :-D

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Ek Sardar jab bi kapre dhone lagta tha, to bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi. Ek din bohat dhoop nikli hui thi or us ne shukar kiya or dukaan se 'SURF' lene chala geya.Jab dukaan mein enter hua to 'Badal' bohat zor se garja, to Sardar ne 'BAADAL' se kaha.'KIDAR'. .?? Me Te Nimko Lein Aya Wan.
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Ek Software Engineer K Judwa Bachy Huwe.Wo Confuse Thy K Un Ka Naam Kiya Rakhen..Aakhir Kafi Behas K Baad Unho Ny Naam Rakh Liya."Copy And Paste" :-D
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Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station..
1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye? 1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?(Faqeer) bola han hai.(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona.
Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha.. Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha: TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho, Itni Dair Kahan Thy.?? Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki Taraf Chal Para.. :-D

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