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Kon Kehta Hai K Mard Badal Jaty Hen.?? Mard Kabhi Nahi Badalty.. Unhen Shadi Se Pehly Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota Hai Aur Shadi K Baad Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota Hai.. :-D

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