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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
A very funny msgs written on the T-shirt of a gorgeouspretty girl wearing very tight dress walking on the road:.... "Dear Dude you are not looking at the road, please be careful"[email protected]
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that I'm cute & If u erase this, u r jealous of me coz I'm cute!
Ek Admi ki Apny Dost se Arsay Baad Mulaqat Hui..Admi: Q Bhai, Shadi Kerwa li Ya Abhi Tak Apny Kapray Khud hi Dho Rahy Ho??Dost Roty Huwe Bola:"Tumhari Dono Baton Ka Jawab Haan Hai"...:-0:(Hahaha
Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?....Scientific Studies Have Proved That..."SHOPPING"Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,."PAYING The "BILLS" Does
Newton's Law of Sunday:A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until the wife notices and finds some work for him!
Girl:Aaj Mere Papa Ne Mujhe Tumhare Sath Bike Pe Jaate Hue Dekha.. Bf: Phir ? Girl:Phir Kya, Mujhse Bus Ke Paise Wapas Le Liye..!!
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day.Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day.Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day.Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day.If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day.Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day.So Don't Get Married,Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !
Marty Huwe Sharabi Se God Ny Us Ki Aakhri Khuwahish Puchi....Sharabi: Agly Janam Me Mujhy Daant Beshak Ek Hi Dena, Magar Liver 32 Dena.. .Ek Dety Ho, Sala Itni Jaldi Kharab Ho Jata Hai.. :-D
Agr Koi Apky DiL py Dastak Dy To Foran Darwaza Nai Kholna chahye, ku Ky Kuch Logon Ki Aadat Bachon Jesi Hoti Hai, Dastak Dy Ky Bhag Jate Hain.
Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao KLog Kahen..:..Tu To Rehne Hi De, Me Khud Hi Ker Loonga... :-DDusron Ka Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Aapka Naam Bhi Ho Jayega.. :-)
Aik din us ne pocha tumhara dilkis ke pass haiMe ne muskhara ke jawab diya lungs ke pass 😉 😀
Practice makes a man perfect, but Nobody is perfect, then why practice?
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa Aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ? . . Son: Ya Mom, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D
before love is to live love is not leave after money is for live love is for play n leave
Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
Uncle: Beta Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rahe Ho.? . Boy: Ji.. Engineering. . . Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai Wadhai Karte Hoge.. :-D
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