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Interesting confusions: 1. Can u cry under water? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty? 3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4. What do you call a male lady bird? 5. Why its called building when it’s already built? 6. When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?
Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?::Sir:Ziyada 3,5 na kr.9,2,11 hoja.Warna 5,7 mar dunga.6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.:student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hymath waqai khofnak subject hai..:)
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banate Rahiye,Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Badhate Rahiye,Taj Na Banaiye "Costly" Padega,Bas Her Taraf Mumtaz Banate Rahiye. :-D
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
Best ways tö write exam: Löök up för Ïnspiratiön; Löök döwn för Cöncentratiön; Look aröund för införmatiön.
party wear or dirty wear, love can be shared anywhere never share ur underwear itching will start everywhere
Ek Aurat Molvi K Pass Ja Ker Boli: 'Janab Me Ny Suna Hai K Takabbur Bohat Bada Gunah Hai, Per Me Jab Bhi Sheesha Dekhti Hun Mujhy Apni Khubsurti Per Bada Takabbur Ata Hai, Me Is Gunah Se Kese Bachu.??' Molvi Sahab: Jisay Aap Takabbur Keh Rahi Ho, Wo Asal Me Ghalat Fehmi Hai Aur Ghalat Fehmi Koi Gunah Nahi.'
Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST .? . . . Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!...............................very funny sms
3 Impossibilties..!.1- Tum Apne Baal (Hair) Gin nai skte.2- Tum Apni Ankhen Soap se Wash nai kr skte.3- Tum Us Waqt Saans nai le skte jb Tumhari Zuban Munh se bahir ho...Andar Kar le, Kutta lag raha hai.. ;-p
Pappu: Maa, mainne sapana dekha ki mera ek paanv zameen par aur doosara aasaman mein hai!jeeto: beta, aise sapane mat dekha kar; ek hee chaddhi hai, phat jaegi!
Wife: Suntay Ho Jii,,Khush Naseeb ko English me kiya Kehty Hen??????Husband: UNMARRIED....;-p
Two Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."
Ek aadmi ko ye sunkar sadma lag gaya.. Jab uski kaam walli bai ne kha..!! . . . . . Sahab! Facebook pe muje bhi add karlo!!
Ishq me hum tumhe kya btayen gy, Kis qadar chot khaye huye hai, Kl mara tha baap ne usky, Aj bhai b aye huye hn.
Duniya vaale poochhate hain :adhoore sapane poore karane ke lie kya karana chaahie ?..hamaara javaab hai: Dobaara so jaana chaahie...
Nike was founded by a Man, so its tagline says"Just do it!"If 'Nike' had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been:"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... I don't care... don't listen to me... Do what you want to do... Who am I to say anything!"
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslieTeacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late ayeStudent: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

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