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1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn.. Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha, Jldi se bola.. Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne.. 2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne.. Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!

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A beautiful girl who was staying in a hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager’s lips…Manager smiles, kisses and licks each finger one by one.Girl: Do you like it?Manager: Oh yeah.Girl: Now go and tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet.The best way to express customer complaint
If Husband Is The Head Of The Family,Then What Is Wife??..Wife Is The Neck Of The FamilyWhich Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D
duniya bhar k doctorski team neresearch kior is nateeje pe pahuncheki???msg karn naljaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro
Boy explaining computer problem to girl on phone :Boy: my computr pe rightclick kr…Girl: kia..fir.. 😒Boy: ab manage pe click kr or device manager khol..Girl: achha fir 😰😰Boy: ab upr dekh, kya hai!Girl: pankha
What's common between clouds and wife?When both are not around, we call it a bright day!
Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,Jab Usay Pata Chalay,K WoBaghair Package k"Mobile Data Net" Use Ker Raha hai...;-p:0
Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha..Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti??Sardar: Ary Yaar, Sir K Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai, Kahin Pait Me Na Chali jaye.. :-D
A very small love story1st sight 1st loveGirl with very cute eyeI am tired of proposing that girl later on I came to know that girl was dump
Friends you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 yes, April 1 …you Know Why that Day?? If she accept its your luck, otherwise just tell April Foooool
80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya. Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha kimana kar nahi paya ...
Girl to a tattoo artist- How much do u charge 4 tattooing an animal jst above my knee..? Artist 100 for tiger, rabit lion…. but girraffe is free..!!
Sheikh: May aaj Bus k pcheBhgta hua Ghr tk agya orkirye k 10 Rupe Bch gyeSrdar: Tm bewaqof hoRakshy k Pche Bhgta to 80Rupe Bch jty
Neend Nahi Aati Raat ko,,Chain Nahi Aata Din ko,,Mene pucha "Rab" se Kya Yhi Pyar hai.?To "Rab" Bola: Nahi Beta Garmi me Sabka Yehi Haal hai.. :-)Germi Is Back.. :-D
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
Dedicated To All Engineering Students............just imagineu r alone in a dense forest its night a fearful wind blows andu find a ghostly old building there of 15 feet tall with fearful heart uapproach near the building suddenly a dead body falls on u and a great light fillson the building then;;;;;;;draw the 1,front view2.top view3.side view of the buildingand also discuss the parabolic path covered by the dead body. :-)
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?How do I know if it is pure honey ?Seller : give the dog some honey ..if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honeyBuyer : what if the dog licks it ?Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Naan 10 Rupay Ka Hai Aur Lays Bhi 10 Ka Hai.. Ab Aap Ki Marzi Hai K Aap Ko Hawa Khani Hai Ya Pait Bhar Roti Khani Hai.. :-) Hahhaha
Mother to teenaged daughter, going to a party, "Have a nice time and be a good girl" "Oh mother! make up ur mind"

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