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Bhikari: Me Ny Ek Kitab Likhi Hai Jiska naam Hai; "Paise Kamany K 100 Tariky" Raahgir: To Phir Tum Bheek Q Maang Rahy Ho.? Bhikari: QK Ye Un 100 Tariko Me Sab Se Aasan Tarika Hai.. :-D
Principle said to Students: You People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day. Students: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours!
Ultimate BeezatiA Boy texts a girl..Boy: Hey!.Girl: Hi! What u doing?..Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in theworld..Girl: Aww How cute!...Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so mtexting U!:p:p
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
The Longest Distance for a morning work in winter is from...........the bed to the toilet=p
ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT. Ameer Piye To Majburi. Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo. Me Bheju To ADAT. Ap Bhejo To Majburi.
Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
Ek Larky Ko Aladin Ka Chirag Mila.. Us Ny Hukum Diya: Tamam Larkiyon Ka Dimagh Das Guna Tez Ker Do.. . . Jin Muskuraya Aur Bola: Janab Zero Se Kuch Bhi Multiply Nahi Ho Sakta.. :-)
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions...Teacher: If 1000 Kgs= Ton...Then, For 3000 Kgs How Much ? .Student: Ton!Ton!Ton.. ;-p ;-)
Silence is a language, too!So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!
Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl: Mohabbat Meri Sacchi Hai,, Ghar Per Roz Bany Macchi Hai..Bengali Girl Replied: Udi Baba! Ami Tomake Bhalo Bashi.. :-D
Machar marnay ka tareqa! Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir us ky qanday ek baar left ek baar right zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.
Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?....Scientific Studies Have Proved That..."SHOPPING"Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,."PAYING The "BILLS" Does
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye??Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji.Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana.Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya
Nike was founded by a Man, so its tagline says"Just do it!"If 'Nike' had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been:"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... I don't care... don't listen to me... Do what you want to do... Who am I to say anything!"
FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..? SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!! FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…? SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!
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