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Sheikh: May Aaj Bus K Pche

Sheikh: May aaj Bus k pche
Bhgta hua Ghr tk agya or
kirye k 10 Rupe Bch gye
Srdar: Tm bewaqof ho
Rakshy k Pche Bhgta to 80
Rupe Bch jty

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