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Dulhan Ny pny Baap Ko Piyar Kiya Aur Us K Hath Me Kuch Rakh Diya.. . Baap Ny Khushi Me Elaan Kiya.. "Friends, Aaj Mera Lucky Day Hai, Aaj Meri Beti Ny Finally Mera Credit Card Mujhy Wapas Ker Diya Hai.. . Tamam Log Hansny Lagy Aur Afsos Se Dulhay Ko Dekhny Lagy.. :-)

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Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.Hubby: Shopping?Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai, . Janab..! . Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun, Gham Bhi Door, Garmi Bhi Door..!
Teachr: Mukhtasar baat krna Aqalmandi ki nishani hayTumhare abu ka kya naam hai?Studnt: CNGTeachr: Ye Kaisa Naam Hi?Studnt: Chaudhry nisaar Gul.
Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar, Girl; Kya tum pagal ho? Boy; Nahi, main ” Naaii ” hon..
Teeth said to Tongue: "If i just press you a little, you'll get cut..." Tongue replied: "If I misuse One word against someone, then all 32 of you will come Out..!!";-)
Teacher: Pani ka Formula batao?Pathan: H2MgClNaClHNO3Teacher: Stupid, Ye kiya hai?Pathan: Miss, Ye Selaab ka Pani hai..;-p
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
Best Knowledge..Sab Puchty Rehty Hen K Jalebi Aur Pakoray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty Hen??.“Jalebi” Ko English Me “SYRUP FILLED RING”Aur“Pakoray” Ko English me “FRITTERS” Kehte Hen.Kuch Tum Bhi seekh lo Yaar.Har Waqt puchty hi Na Raha Kero Sabse(-,-)_//_Me to Bachpan se hi Genius Hun ;-) B-)( ‘.’)/’/) (_/ /_Ab Batao Beta k Chocolate ko Urdu me kia kehte hen?? :-D
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
dear MATH,, grow up & solve your own problems
Law of cigarette smoking:...........Smoke always goesin the direction of non-smokers .
Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”
Father:Jao beta meray leay 1 glass pani lay ao,Beta:Abu mai nae ja sakta mai game khail raha hu,Dosra Beta:Chorye ABU yeh to hai he batameez.......AAP KHUD JA K PEE LAIN........
Nowadays:Love is a matter of chance;Matrimony a matter of money;And divorce a matter of course!
When he was five years old,he wanted to become a lawyer.Now that he is a lawyer,he acts like a five-years old.
Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest.. Husband:A Gentle Push..
I want to go back to d time when "getting high" meant "on a swing" When "drinking" meant "apple juice", When "dad" was d only "hero", When love was "mom's hug", When dad's shoulder was "d highest place on earth", When ur worst enemies were "ur siblings", When d only thing that could hurt were "skinned knees", When the only things broken were ur "toys", n when goodbye meant "till tomorrow". Cheers to childhood!!!!

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