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Teachr: Mukhtasar Baat Krna Aqalmandi Ki Nishani Hay

Teachr: Mukhtasar baat krna Aqalmandi ki nishani hay

Tumhare abu ka kya naam hai?

Studnt: CNG

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Studnt: Chaudhry nisaar Gul.

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