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Wife:” Dear, this computer is not working as permy command...........Husband:” Exactly darling! its a computer, not aHusband… :l /l
U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But
Thought For The Day................Don’t depend on my thoughts always,Try to think on your own sometimes..
Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy.. Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?? Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena
Though for the day!First they put so many mirrors in cars,and they call women, bad drivers’!
Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loha kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.!
The past of eat is ate andThe future of ate is weightAnd the most funny part isthat people realize it whenit is to late
New Funny LawThe probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!
Sir: What is a 'line'? . . . . . . . . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)
Hitler said funny but true fact of love: Boys and girls get into LOVE because of misunderstanding.!! and break up when they understand each other.
Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai, Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me Kaha Jaye Ga: "Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa Aur Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D
Accident dekhne par Expressions Amrican: Oh my God Pakistani: Ya Allah Chines: Haiyaa African: O Lala Austrie: Got a hit Indian: Gaya sala
Message pe message bhejti ho, Bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho, Bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho, Khud ka bheja to chalta nahi, Dusre ka bheja hua hi bhejti ho.
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
The best reply, when a girl asks you not to look at her… “If you aren’t looking at me, how do you know I’m looking at you?”
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI SMART HAI CHARMING HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE… SAAP PALIYE.. SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALAT FEHMI MAT PALIYE.
Ek Admi Apne Bv K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha Agr Wo Anda Boil Kr Deti To Kehta K Fry Krna Tha Agr Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil Krna Tha Ek Din Bv Ne Dono Bana diya Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Say Dekhta Raha Phir Kehne Laga .. "Tmhe Akl Kb ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna Tha Us Ko Boil Kr Dia Aur Jis KoBoil Krna Tha UsKo Fry..
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