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From A Heart Surgeon's Diary:

From a Heart Surgeon's diary:
Anxious patients and their dear ones always ask me a lot of odd questions.
Today the wife of one of my by-pass patients' made me speechless.
She asked me, "Doctor, did you find any other woman in his heart?"

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