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Pehli Bar Kisi Chehre Pe Nigah Theri Hai

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us ki ankh sagar se bhi zada gehri hai
thak gaya apna pyar ka izhar krte krte
tab pata chala wo dono kaan se ''BEHRI'' hai

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