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A Crime Story

Five friends lived in a room,named
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
SOMEBODY
NOBODY
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY
at that time
BRAIN was in the bathroom
MAD  called police
M – Is it police station?
P – Yes, what is the matter?
M – SOMEBODY killed NOBODY
P – Are you MAD?
M – Yes I’m MAD
P – Don’t you have a BRAIN??
M – BRAIN was in bathroom
P – You FOOL
M – NO sir FOOL is reading this message…!!

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