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Only You Were Selected

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
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Abey O ande ke chhilke! Aam ki gutthli ! Sare hue bengan! Ublay hue aaloo! Murghi ke chooze! Africa ke bandar! Kabhi bhi kisi ko aisa na bolna bura lagta hai yaar!
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried abt u coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
If a gorilla catches u, what will u do? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I know u both will start playing... Its natural when close friends meet!!
Friends are like fish. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU
Bhoot ki beti apni maa se boli, maa main kitni darawani hu! Maa boli beti zyada ghamand achcha nahi Abhi tune msg padhne wale ko nahi dekha... =p ;->
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 minutes. Please forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
I just feel u….
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’
Scientific Question:
Tip Of The Day: Always Keep your Picture in your Pocket, You Know why? When ever you Face Any Problem Just see your Picture& Say 3 Times; “If I Can Face This I Can Face Anything!
Five friends lived in a room,named MAD BRAIN FOOL SOMEBODY NOBODY One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY at that time BRAIN was in the bathroom MAD  called police M – Is it police station? P – Yes, what is the matter? M – SOMEBODY killed NOBODY P – Are you MAD? M – Yes I’m MAD P – Don’t you have a BRAIN?? M – BRAIN was in bathroom P – You FOOL M – NO sir FOOL is reading this message…!!
Kore kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, Teri tasveer banai aur likha ye paigham hai, Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi Dhoondhne wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai.
What is the difference between ‘U’ and ‘I’… . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘U’ is a curved line and ‘I’ is a straight line…
Koi b Kuch b Khane ko de Mat Khana PLZ Idhar-Udhar Nigah rakna Kyuki Goverment ne Awara Kutta mar muhim chala rakhi hai
Kyu mera dil dukhate ho.. kyu mujse har baat chupate ho.. mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki aap.. gore hone k liye VIM BAR se nahate ho...
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Dheeru Bhai Ambani Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha. - Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho. - - - - - Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya.
Someday u may lose ur hair u may lose ur teeth ur money & even lose ur mind But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks coz u cant lose what u don’t have!

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