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Why Practice?

Practice makes a man perfect,
but
Nobody is perfect,
then
why practice?

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1 Chor Ek larkay ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,Larka Hansny Laga.Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?Larka: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)
Santa selling parachute. U Can Jump from plane & press button & u can land safely. Customer: if parachute doesn’t open? Santa: Paisa Wapas
She: What do you do?He: PHDShe: Wow !! DoctorateHe: No Pizza Hut Delivery
Thinking of Indians Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi, Sarkari School me padhna nahi, Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi, Mager Nokri chahiye to kewal Sarkari wah INDIA
What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite? . Socho ? . BOW BOW! What else can a dog say?
Beta: Papa Aap Sahi Kehty Ho K Aurat Ki Kisi Baat Ka Aitbaar Nahi Kerna Chahiye..Papa: Kiya Hua Beta.??Beta: Kal Miss Ny Kaha Tha 5 Aur 2 Saat Hoty Hen,,,Aaj Jab Me Yaad Ker K Gaya To Kehti Hen K 4 Aur 3 Saat Hoty Hen.. :-(
Do you know, why women behave like too mature and intelligent during the period of pregnancy (9 month). Because at the same time her body have 2 brains, one of the child and other her own..
In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT....In 3010, some Robot will probably release a film named Rajinikanth to take revenge!
Nigahen nigahon se mila ke to dekho, Dil k raaz bata ke to dekho, Har koi aa jayega pass tumhare bus 1 hafta lagatar naha ke to dkho Ab chota LUX sirf Rs.5
Yunhi Zikr Kiya Tha Ishq Me Mar Jany Ka,, Ab Usy Zid Hai K Mar K Dikhao Humko.. :-) Moral: Is Shair Me Shayar Ny Zarurat Se Ziyada Lambi Phenki Hai Aur Ab Soch Raha Hai K Is Musibat Se Kese Niklun..? :-D
Laugh a having is someone that realize u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
I Found Aaladin’s LampI Asked Him to IncreaseYour Brain Ten Times More..He Laughed & toldMultiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose.. Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh. Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh....
There is an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyone is there. Lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meeting cant start because the monkey is reading this text.
WIFE means W-Wonderful I-Interesting F-Favourable E-Eating….
U r 20% Fantastic,U r 20% Attractive,U r 20% Loveable,U r 20% Terific,U r 20% Understandable,Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.…
1 Pathan Dukaan Walay se :Aur Janab, Kese Ho??Dukaan Wala : Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye.Pathan : Wo Hum Tum ko nahi de ga.Dukan Wala : Magar Q ??Pathan : Q k Dua Hamara Beti hai...:-)
1 larka Charas pi k aya, Dad se bachne k liye bari si book lekr padhne laga! Dad:Charas Pi k aya hai? Son:Nhi To?Dad:Kamine, Phir suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr raha hai..

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