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She: What Do You Do?

She: What do you do?

He: PHD

She: Wow !! Doctorate

He: No Pizza Hut Delivery

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2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."!
Ek Dafa Ek Bandar ne Apni Maa se pucha: "Hum itne Bad-Surat kyun hote hen??Maa ne Jawab diya: Beta Khuda ka Shukar Adaa kro aur Us ko Dekho Jo SMS Parh rha hai.. ;-p
Hi.. What happened.. My dear friends Why no sms.. No balance.. Ok..! I will send u a recharge coupen: |||||||||||||||| scrach with blade
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Gham-e-judai mein buhat se jaam piye honge‘GHALIB’Per daal chawal k sath“‘D.e.w’na pia to phr kia jiya..!
Pyaar Karna Hai To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo;Gaur Se Suno: Pyaar Karna Hai To To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo; Kyu Ki Woh Kehti Hai, Pehle Istemal Karo Phir Vishwaas Karo!
Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ? . . Son: Ya Mom, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D
Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.??Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D
yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgrpehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz..Sent:18-April-201301 : 38:39 PmMassage centre+92300000042Msg frward kro jitna aa jay aap ki qismat or ap b kabhi adha sms parh lia kro....!
Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…Par Principal Baithe RaheLogo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)? . Fathers day..!! coz.. NOBODY knows whom to wish….
Teacher: Sab se Ziyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai? Sharab Me? No Pyar Me? Na Paise Me? Never Student: Sab se Ziyada Nasha . . . . . KITAB Me Hota Hai, Kholte Hi Neend Aa Jati Hai..:-p
Garmi aagyi hai apna khayal rakhna pani jyada pina khana kam khana aur sabse jaruri bat Sir ko dhup se bachana kyon k bhuse me jaldi aag lagti he
If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
Teeth said to Tongue: "If i just press you a little, you'll get cut..." Tongue replied: "If I misuse One word against someone, then all 32 of you will come Out..!!";-)
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER” Student: Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” & After Marriage We Sleep With Our “WIFE”.
Kisi Se Piyar Kerty Ho To Usko Dua Me Itna Mango K Wo NEWTON K Saib Ki Tarha Aap Ki Jholi Me Aa Giray.. :-D
Earlier: Luv started wid eyes Grew wid gifts Ended wid tears Now: Luv starts frm cellphone Grows wid msgs & Ends wid "The number ur calling is currently busy please try again later"

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