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When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
Aaliya bhatt ek dukaan mein gayi.. Aaliya : 2 bhk ka kya bhaav hai ? Dukaanadaar: ye ready-made clothing store hai.. Aaliya : lekin baahar to likha hai “Flat 70% off”.. Dukaanadaar abhi bhi koma mein hai.
Suna hai 1 bank staff log bhi aandolan karne wale haivo kahte hai hum log- Oriental Bank of Commerce me kaamkarte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gayadosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahiadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World...'1- "A Sleeping Baby.":2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi";And The Third Most Innocent Face;;3- "Hamare Parents k Samne BethaHua Apna Dost." :-) :-D
Teacher : Who Invented The "I Love You" Student : China Teacher : How? Student : Its has no guarantee & quality. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever.
2 eyes r best friends. both will blink together, move, cry, see n sleep together, But if they see a girl only 1 will blink. Moral - A girl can break any relation ! so be aware.
Jo jete vo sikandr jo hare vo jail ke andar jo SMS bheje usko jadu ki jhappi Jo SMS na bheje usko mayawati ki papi Choice is Urs.
Pati: What’s hypnotism? Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein kar K us se man chaha kaam karwana. Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi kehte hein
Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu, Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye, Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!
My teachers always told me thatif I didn’t study hard enoughI’d end up working at McDonalds.Well I proved them wrong,...I got a job at KFC today.
Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti haitayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai.aurParlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H
A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z…
What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life? . .. ... When nobody likes your Facebook status!
Height of Good Luck,,Teacher: Hey you, Stand up And tell Me 2 pronouns.Student: Who, Me?.Teacher: Very Good Sit-down..:-)
Boy U r d SunshineOf My Life !Without U Life’s Like ADreamy Cloud !U r In My Heart Like ALovely Drizzle In d Sun !Girl: Now Go FurtherI’ve 2 Listen MoreWeather Report :p
Indian:Tm log IPL dekh kr jal rhe ho gay na t.v par??Pakistani:PONKI JA saady light hi ni hundi.

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