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Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…Par Principal Baithe RaheLogo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
Teacher: what is skeleton? Student: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon gaDr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gyPagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,Un ka birthday mnaon ga,Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.Dr: Gud Gud! PhirPagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,phir“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin KAchanak Judges Ki Nazar Un K Peron Per Chali Gai..!
Moment of the Silence 4 those boys:Jo Larki kay naam ke fake IDBana ker larki say dosti ker laite hynOr baad myn woh larki b larka niklata hy
Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain. Aap 1000 me se ek hain. Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain. Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain.
Akshay's new movie that's about to release - Toilet. How would you ask your friends out for the movie? Chalo Toilet Chalte Hain. And Whatsapp status updates? At toilet with GF and two other friends!
Wife: I wish I was a newspaperso I would be in ur hands all day.Husband: I too wish that u werea newspapers so I could havea new one everyday.
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Law of cigarette smoking: . . . . . . . . . . . Smoke always goes in the direction of non-smokers .
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
Happu singh poori zindagi sochate rahe..sochate rahe..sochate rahe.. aur sochate sochate mar gae, ki agar meri bahin ke 3 bhai hain,to mere 2 hi kyon hai? !!
Wife: You don't love me any more. When you see me crying now, you don't ask why.Husband: I'm awfully sorry, my dear, but these questions have already cost me such a lot of money!
True Graduation Speech:......“First, I’d like to thank Google.Secondly, I’d like to thank copy and paste!Thirdly, I’d like to thank the photocopy machine!” ……. ;)
10 minutes talking to an intelligent person is equal to reading general knowledge books for a whole day. So you can call me at any time.
Mathematics and Women r similarasThey both are complicated but,Maths is better since it has Logic at least..;-)
Us ne yeh keh k meri"ice-cream"main tail dal diaDOST......Har cheez MEEZAN mein achhi lgti hy.
Like energy Love can't neither be created nor destroyed.... It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

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