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Indian players going back on the flight to India.Air Hostess: Some coffee Sir?Indian Player: YesAir Hostess: Mocha or Latte?Indian Player: Espresso Hi De Do... Mauka Haath Se Nikal Geya Aur Latte India Mein Khayenge.
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Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.Mad: Hey police someon killed somebody.Policeman: Are u mad.Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.
Subah se 21 ladiyo ke call aa chuke hai sab "I love you" bol rahe hai jane kis ne afwah faila di hai ki "Black money list" me mera naam bhi hai
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, "Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow
Mera Dil Teri Hi Mohabbat K Liye Hai,,Magar Ye Offer Mehdood Muddat K Liye Hai.. :-D
The devils challenged the angels for a game of cricket.
Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,Wah,Wah......Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?
Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha.. Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha: Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha.. Dost: Phir Kiya Hua?? Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
Phool wala:Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyenAdmi:meri koi girl frnd nhnPhol wala:phr apni mengatar k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi mengatar bi nhnPhol wala:phr apni biwi k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi biwi b nhnPhol wala:Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja...!
Aaj bhi hamre desh meTu pyaar hain kisi aur kaa Tujhe chaahtaa koi aur hainTu pasand hain kisi aur kiSongs sunkar 10 me se 7 ladkebahut emotional/senti ho jate H
class mein sir ne kaha jo stupid hai wo khara hojaeik bacha kharahogyamaster:tum stupid ho?nhi sir aap akely kharai thy to muje acha nhi laga.
Friend 1: Bro, i Got A+ for a test Friend 2: Congratulations, Which test? Friend 1: Blood group test, bro
Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy..Road Cross Karne K BaadMurgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha: Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli..7 Kese..??Socho,..Aur Socho,.Read Msg Again,Nahi Mila..? .Ary Yaar Bachy Hen,Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen.Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D
Flowers die,Stories end,Songs fade,Memories are forgotten,All things come 2 end,But people like u r remembered forever,Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

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