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"EXERCISE IN OUR LIFE"

"EXERCISE IN OUR LIFE"

If Walking Is Good For Health, The Postman Wud Be Immortal
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A Whale Swims All Day, Only Eats Fish, Drinks Water & Is Still Fat
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A Rabbit Runs & Hops & Lives Only 15 Yrs
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WHILE,,

A Turtle Doesn't Run, Does Nothing, Yet Lives For 450 Yrs.

MORAL:-
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE,
SLEEP WELL & EAT WELL.. :-D

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