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"EXERCISE IN OUR LIFE"

"EXERCISE IN OUR LIFE"

If Walking Is Good For Health, The Postman Wud Be Immortal
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A Whale Swims All Day, Only Eats Fish, Drinks Water & Is Still Fat
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A Rabbit Runs & Hops & Lives Only 15 Yrs
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WHILE,,

A Turtle Doesn't Run, Does Nothing, Yet Lives For 450 Yrs.

MORAL:-
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE,
SLEEP WELL & EAT WELL.. :-D

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?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad: 1st: Ye paper konsa tha? 2nd: Maths ka 1st: Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai? 2nd: Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha 😀
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"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...*****Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha Kwaab me Aajana..*(',')dekha kitni<))\funter_l?bachi hy yaar..
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p
Why do Cows have Bells Hung on their Neck.....Bcoz There HORNS don't Work.. ;-)
Pappu Goa gaya aur 15 din kak wapas nahi aya Pappu ki Wife ne use sms kiya- jo chij tum waha rupye se khrid sakte ho me wah yaha daan bhi kar sakti hu Pappu usi raat auroplane se wapas aa gaya
Wife: Me Marny Ja Rahi Hun.. Husband: Me Bhi Mar Jaunga..Wife: Sachii.. Kiya Mere Marny Se Tumhen Itna Dukh HoGa..??Husband: Nahi.. Asal Me Itni Khushi Me Bardasht Nahi Ker Paunga.. :-D
Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi? Girl: Q?? Boy: Mere Abba Gaaun K Sab Se Baray Admi Hen.Girl: Phir Mujhy Manzoor Hai.. Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Phir Pata Chala K Larky Ka Abba 110 Saal Ka Hai.. :-D
ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dostmar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey.....................................................................................jarsi landy di payi aaa.
Everyone says ”Behind Every successful Man There is a Woman’ But only few of them knows the true fact that is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!
Mum: You haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago.Me: Excuse me... where do you think these chips came from!
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,.Janab..!.Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,Gham Bhi Door,Garmi Bhi Door..!
Aj ka kam Kl Per Mt Choro Albta Tum Isa Persoon Per Chor Sakta hoon..... Keya smja
Tomato, potato, brinjal, ginger, carrot onion, garlic, arey dekh kya rahe ho "VEG sms hai kisi ko bhi bhejo...."
Boyfriend requested to God- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath H,Agr pass karde to kya bat H. God-Galfrnds thodi kam, patata to kya bat thi,Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.....chutkule in hindi
Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha.. Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha: "Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?" Pathan: O Nai Yara, Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai.. :-D
Petrol aur Diesel ka RATE badhane ki itani aadat pad gayi hai ki ab to jab 15 din RATE na badhen to aisa lagata hai ki kaheen vikaas(Development) hona band to nahin ho gaya.

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