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"Every Married Man's Has To Bear Two Kinds Of Expenses:

"Every married man's has to bear two kinds of expenses:
If the wife is fair complexioned, it's on Sun Screen Lotion;
And if she is dark-complexioned, it's on ""Fair & Lovely"" Cream!"

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What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Tomato, potato, brinjal, ginger, carrot onion, garlic, arey dekh kya rahe ho "VEG sms hai kisi ko bhi bhejo...."
Us ne yeh keh k meri"ice-cream"main tail dal diaDOST......Har cheez MEEZAN mein achhi lgti hy.
If you are in tension,If nothing seems right,If u find no way out,Then just think of me only once,I will be always thereto INCREASE your tensions..:p:p
Scroll down if u love me, . . I just knew it. Bloody Lesbian!! Love you too.
Kvita likh rahi hu...... tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr...... wah wah.... tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr ila kvita to galat ho gyi , rubber de rubber..... wah wah wah wah
Ek Rexona nam ki ladki thi, Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi, Wo Margo pr Yu mrti thi, Aur use apna lifebuoy bnana chahti thi, Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha & soon dey get married in Fair & Lovely Garden, In d party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc vr invited After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson Ye 1 trika tha apko btane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kmi nhi hai Varieties uplabdh hai So saal me 1 din nahane ki adt chor de......................latest funny sms in hindi
DAD: if you paas in the Exam , I will give u 1 cycleSON: If I fail?DAD: I will give u 10 cycles.SON: why?DAD: puttar , Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae!
My eyes detectedMy heart reactedThousand were rejected &Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkeyfor an advertisement.
kal Achanak wi-fi ka signal band ho gaya, fir kuchh chhanbin karne par pata chala ki............padosi ne bill nahi bhara. Duniyan me bhi kaise kaise kangal aur Gair Jimmedar logg bhare pade hai.Pura Din kharab ho gaya yaar.....
A Pathan Gets A Cheque & Throws It On The Ground..?Why..??Bcoz To See Whether It Will BOUNCE or NOT.. :-D
chaahe kitani bhi angrejee seekh lo parantu agar.. kutta peechhe pad jaaye to hatt-hatt hee kahana padega.
SMOKE Everyday plz! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Every day! so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
bago me phul to khilte rahenge, raat me diye bhi jalte rahenge.... bas bhagwan apko khush rakhe, baki pareshan to hum apko krte hi rahenge....

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