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tinku: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyu Kehte Hai? chinku: Kyuki Jail Mai Khane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
There is an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyone is there. Lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meeting cant start because the monkey is reading this text.
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Agar Tum Kisi Paper Me Pass Hona Chahte Ho To Saari Kainat Tumhen Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati Hai Aur Agar Aisa Nahi Hua To Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huwe... Suplee Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost.. :-D
Plz Aap Mirror K Samny Ziyada Aya Karen, Warna Mirror Toot Bhi Sakta Hai.. QK Aap Itny Khubsurat, Piyare, Naram Mizaj Aur Dashing Hen.. . . . . . . . . . . For More Jokes Plz Recharge 300rs/month to My Number.. ;-)
Kya Bataye Apne Doston Ki Wo To Hai Nirale Funter Girl FRIEND K Liye ˜KFC KA BERGAR Or Dosto K Liye GURU DWARE Ka LANGAR
Himmat Hai To Is Ko Jaldi Jaldi English Me Parh Ker Dikhao...."My A My They My They They My A My They na My .......Hahahaha... :-) :-p :-D.Khulla Nahi Hai Maaf Karo... :-D
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?........................funny sms jokes in hindi
Plz Aap Mirror K Samny Ziyada Aya Karen, WarnaMirror Toot Bhi Sakta Hai..QKAap Itny Khubsurat,Piyare, Naram Mizaj Aur Dashing Hen............For More Jokes Plz Recharge 300rs/month to My Number.. ;-)
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-):-D
Ladke ne excited hokar apni new girlfriend ko Half Girlfriend movie dekhane gaya, ladka movie enjoy karne laga Uski girlfriend bore ho rahi thi lekin usne dekha ladka movie ka Mazaa le raha hai. Gusse mai gf ne kha lo aaj se mai tumhari Full Girlfriend nahi, Zero Girlfriend hu.
1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.Admi:Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?Bcha:Ji wo to bzar gye hn.Admi:Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.Bcha:Wo to cricket khelne gya h.Admi:Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?Bcha:Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.Admi: (gussy se):To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.Bcha:“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha”Jo”Aur dusry ka nam Tha”Wo”Ek Din”jo”k pas JIN aa gya”Jo”ny dar K“wo” ko Awaz d..“Wo”Bhag”kr aya to Jin Ko dakh kr”Wo”ka intqal Hogya..Bs Usi Din se hi Kehty Hein…...........“JO”DR DYA“Wo”MR GYAHs mt……
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
chinku: Yaar Dr. ne mujhe se kaha hai ki mujhe AIDS hai. yeh AIDS kya hota hai? pinku : A?Ab I? Is D? Duniya se S? Sat shriya kaal
A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water.Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila jail! Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya?
Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..Q?....................Q ksanta ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)
Hey U KnowWhich is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1U Know Why??If she accept its your luckotherwise just tell April Foooooll.
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