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Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions...

Teacher:
If 1000 Kgs= Ton...
Then, For 3000 Kgs How Much ?
.
Student: Ton!Ton!Ton.. ;-p ;-)

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