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Qualities A Friend Must Have

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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dost pathan se:"tum to aj doctor kay pas janay wale thay ,kyun nae gaye?"pathan:"yara hum kal jaey ga aaj hamara tabiat kharab hai...
Had to tab ho gai jab Bihaar mein ladate hue ek aurat ne doosari se kaha,"bhagvaan kare agale saal tera beta Top kar jaaye."
Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station..
Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:“Uth Ja putr,Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ay..”Sardar:“Te ki hoya Amma.O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan a. na 🙂 😛 😀
Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th grade Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night?? Gal- Yes! Boy- Can I replace it for da rest of ur life?
TEACHER: kal school kyo nhi aye tm? STUDENT: mujhe bird flu hogya tha TEACHER: kya?? ye to murge ki bemari hai STUDENT: ap ne mujhe insan kb chora hai ? roz hi to murga bana deti ho
Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Class Se Bahar Nikal DoPleaseee...
Biggest Bezzati:.Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..??.Boy: Ji EnGineering...Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Parhai-Warhai Karte Hoge.. ;-)
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What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye?? Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji. Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana. Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya
A New Added element to the Periodic Table.Element Name:GIRLSymbol: GAtomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-DPhysical Properties..*boils at anything*can freeze at anytime*melts if handled wid love n care*very bitter if mis handledChemical Properties.*very reactive*highly unstable*posses strong affinity for gold n silver*money reducing agent*volatile when left alone
Naan 10 Rupay Ka Hai Aur Lays Bhi 10 Ka Hai.. Ab Aap Ki Marzi Hai K Aap Ko Hawa Khani Hai Ya Pait Bhar Roti Khani Hai.. :-) Hahhaha
><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya.. Wah Wah.. Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya.. Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya..!

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