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Ek Larky Ko Aladin

Ek Larky Ko Aladin Ka Chirag Mila.. Us Ny Hukum Diya: Tamam Larkiyon Ka Dimagh Das Guna Tez Ker Do.. . . Jin Muskuraya Aur Bola: Janab Zero Se Kuch Bhi Multiply Nahi Ho Sakta.. :-)

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Garmi Ny Sab Ka Dimagh Kharab Ker Rakha Hai..Shuker Hai KMe Theek Hun..:-)Meri Taraf SeAap Sab KoEID Mubarak...;-p
Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai jaise ….... Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!
I saw something in da shop window 2day. It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it4u till I realised it was my own REFLECTION
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day.Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day.Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day.Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day.If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day.Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day.So Don't Get Married,Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !
Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes,In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.
WHAT DOES CRICKET STANDS FOR: C-CASH R-REGARDING FIXING OF I-INDIAN MATCHES BY C-CRICKETERS, ABETED BY K-KAPIL,TO UNDERPLAY TO E-END AND T-THROW THE MATCH.
What's the similarity between an Income Tax Officer and a Caller Tune?In both the cases, one pays the money and the others enjoy.
A man enterd in a shoes showroom and cried. Bary garauntey datay ho 2 din nahi nikalay. saleman kaya huiha sir.man replyCHUKI GyE A.
Kia January, Kia February, Hum kia karein November ko, December ko? . Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to, Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..! . For all singles including me….
Truth:Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitniuske voter-id-card ‘me hoti hai!.......Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitniFacebook ki profile ‘me hoti hai.
Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h, Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo! Uska khun garam hoga. - Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.
Bhikari: Me Ny Ek Kitab Likhi Hai Jiska naam Hai; "Paise Kamany K 100 Tariky" Raahgir: To Phir Tum Bheek Q Maang Rahy Ho.?Bhikari: QK Ye Un 100 TarikoMe Sab Se Aasan Tarika Hai.. :-D
Jab Tak Zinda Hen Msg Kerty Rahen Gy,,Aur Jis Din Na Ker Saky To Samajh Lena KAglay Din Karen Gy.. :-DMaar Do Mujhy Zalimo Maar Do.. Abhi To Meri Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui Hai.. ;-p :-)
bhala ho sarkaar ka, jo har ghar mein shauchaalay banava diye, nahi to gaanv ke raaste mein aise bach bach ke chalana padta tha jaise ki har jagah Mains bichhee ho.
Teacher: Senior Aur Junior Ka Matlab Batao ? Pathan: Jo Samandar K Nazdeek Rehta Ho Usay Senior (Sea+Near) Kehty Hen Aur Jo Zoo K Nazdeek Rehta Hai Usay Junior (Zoo+Near) Kehty Hen.. :-) :-D
Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne, tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne, maine kaha, bhul to nhi skte,bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.....funny sms for friends dost
Kiya Zamana Aagaya Hai Yaar..Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",Behre ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"Wah Wah Bandron Ki To Lottery Nikal Aai Hai.. ;-)

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