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Machar Marnay Ka Tareqa

Machar marnay ka tareqa! Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir us ky qanday ek baar left ek baar right zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.

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Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya? Ladki : Bhag jaa kamine 2din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
Good old days When I was a child, My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10.rs & I'd come back with 5kgs of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 packs of milk, A pack of cheese, A packet of tea, & half dozen eggs. You can't do that now. Too many damn.... Security cameras.
Pappu: Dad Mujhy Test A+ Mila Hai..Dad: Wow Congrats, Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Araha.Kon se Test Me Mila Hai.??Pappu: Blood Group Test Me.. :-D
Dear "L0L" & "Hmmm"Thank You For Always Being There, When I Have Nothing Else To Say.. ?ButWhy U Both DuffersDon't Work In Exams..? :-D
After Watching Super Hit Bollywood Movie Raowdy Rathore Pappu Appeared In Exams,." Jo Mein Parhta Hoon,.Wo Mein Likhta Hoon,Aur Jo Mein Nahi Parhta,....Wo Mein Definitely Likhta Hoon....! " :-P
The original Ebola was African that went to Pakistan and got mutated.Isne BolaUsne BolaKyon BolaKaise BolaKahan BolaKab BolaTu BolaWo BolaMain Nahi BolaYeh Bola
Girls love is like a chocolate. because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time, Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date. But boys love is like wine,no expiry date. it gives kick to ur body… that’s boys love…
shaadi se pahle ladke ne ladaki se vaada kiya tha, "main tughe chaand taare doonga." ladki ne shaadi kar li aur unaka ek bachcha ho gaya, naam rakh diya Tarachand, ise kahate hain praan jaaye par vachan na jaaye.
Tu Kisi Aur K Liye HogaMujassima-e-Khubsoorti,**Aye Dost**Mere Liye To Tu,Cartoon ThaCartoon HaiAurCartoon Hi Rahy Ga..;-)Ker Le Jo Kerna Hai,Japani Kharboozay...;-p
Sprite Pio.,Coke Pio.,7'up Pio.,Marinda Pio.,Pani Pio.,Aur Pio.,Pio,Pio,Q kMera kuch nai jaye ga.,.APKA hi rooza toote ga :-D
Sardar bought a new mobile. He send message to everyone from his Cell “My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?
Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.But what about a failed student?.........Lots of Girlfriends!
Winter Shayeri...Baghair Kambal K So Rahy ThyMehmood Aur Ayaaz,,,,,Wah Wah,,,,,Baghair Kambal K So Rahy ThyMehmood Aur Ayaaz!!...Full Speed me Pankha Khol k Bhaag Gaya FARAZ..:pWah wah wah..Mehfil loot Li Zaalim.:-)(,")/)(\, YaaHOoo..,/>
China cricket kyu nhi khelta??. Kyu k Technical problem hai. Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.
Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest.. Husband:A Gentle Push..
CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces….
Boy- i like u..Girl- hahahaha Boy- i am serious Girl- i like u too but as a friend Boy- bt i really like u.. i love u Girl- i love u too but as a friend..
Always have aBACKUPBEFOREBREAKUP!

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