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1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya..

1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya..

Principle: Me Tum se 1
Mushkil Sawal Puchun ya 10 Asaan..?

Ladka: 1 Mushkil Sawaal..

Principle: Batao Din Pehle
Aata Hai ya Raat..?
Ladka: Din..

Principle: Wo Kese..??

Ladka: Sorry Sir Ye Aap ne
Dusra Sawal Puch liya.. :-D

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proposing is entrance exam meeting is testing exam dating is physical exam marriage is the final exam
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Teacher: Jab mein tumharay jitna tha Tou mere 100/100 marks aatay thy Me: Atay hongay sir, Apko koi Acha teacher perhata hoga
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