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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.................funny sms
Great people talk about things….Small people talk about other people….And legends never talk –...they send MESSAGES!!! LOLX
FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..?SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!!FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…?SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!
She~how is my new dress?Me~Saif Ali khanShe~what?Me~Saif Ali khanShe~matlab?Me~WOW WOW WOW
Qismat Me Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kiya Hua..Hum Bhi Qismat K Badshah Hen, Dopehar Me Hi So Jaty Hen.. :-DHahhahaGood Night..
45 saal ka SSALMAN...N K...KHAN ladki dekhne gaya! Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gayi! Hosh aya kaaran pucha boli- 20 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha
Agar Duniya Me Koi Tabdeeli Lana Chahty Ho ToKunwaray Rehty Huwe hi Le Aao,,QK Shadi k BaadAap Duniya to Door ki Baat,Remote se Channel BhiApni Marzi se Tabdeel Nahi Ker Sakty..;-p:)
boys room before marriage Perfumes, Love letters, Gifts, Friendship Bands, Cards & Nokia E7 After Marriage Painkillers, Loan papers, Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100
Apple is the new Onion of the generationOnion Katne pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai,Apple Ka Phone Girne Pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai!
Ransome virus mein itana dam nahin ki vo Set-Max seSuryavansham Delete kar sake!
Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen.. Pathan: Jao Yara Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, , , Hamary Ghar To Her Kamray Me "AC" Hai, Bohat Thandi Hawa Ata Hai, Tum Bhi Fan Chhor Ker AC Le Lo.. :-) :-D
Duniya me achyInsan ki talash mekabhi mat nikloQ Kaaj kal thand bohot hyor(',') Main Ghar<)"(> Hi HOTa_/ / _ Hon
MOT ka firshta GIRL sy: apka time overho chuka haiGIRL: BACHNA KA RASTA HAI KOI???FRISHTA: yes 1 kissss karousko jo ye sms parh raha haiGIRL: yaaakh thooooTERI MEHARBANITu jan kad
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME..... OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!...............................very funny sms
HAPPY THAPPAR DAY Today is Thappar day. Jo b ish tym ap ke Sath betha hua hai. Use ek zordar Thappar marein
Boss: So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realized that you have importance in company and company cannot function without you?Employee: Sir, whenever I asked for a leave.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Navy Officer: aap nausena(Navy Force) mein bharti hone aae hain aur aap tairna(swiming) nahin jaante? Santa: to kya hua Sir! jo vaayusena(Air Force) mein jaate hain, unako kaun sa udana aata hai?
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