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Faqeerni: Aye Bhaai, 1 Rupya De Do, 3 Din Se Bhooki Hun..Admi: Tum 3 Din Se Bhooki Ho To Sirf 1 Rupay Ka Kiya Kero Gi??Faqeerni: Weight Check Kerungi, Kitna Kam Hua Hai.. ;-)
Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend: "Neend ke Piche mat Bhago, Agar Bhagna hai to Padhai ke Piche Bhaago, Neend Jhak Maar ke Tumhare Pichhe Aayegi.. ;-)
What is Talent and what is Intelligence? . Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent. . . Not trying such a thing is called Intelligence :-p
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.
Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.Banta: When you come in at night?Santa: No, when I want to go out!
Letx c,hw much u knw me..1.Do u think i am in love?A2.My marriage wil be arranged o love?:)A3.I believe on first sight love?:)A4.My which quality will attract my lover?:)A5.Am i romantic?:)A6.Will i respect my husband/wife?:)A7.Will my saasu maa n paa be happy wd me?:)A8.Who wil be dominatint?Me or my life partner?:)ARply...
U r d one who is charming U r d 1 who is Intelligent U r d 1 who is CUTE and I am d one who is spreading these rumours...
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day. Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day. Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day. Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day. If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day. Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day. So Don't Get Married, Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 FebNurse : Married?Patient : No, car accident
I want 2 tell u something. Please dont mistake me. Please do it sincerely. Wear a helmet while driving because…….. Empty things break easily!!!!
Interviewr : what is difference between landline and cellfon, . . . . .. . . . . . . . Killing answer by Pappu, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu : landline me number ungliyon se dail krna parta hy aur cellfone pe anguthe se
Aik din us ne pocha tumhara dil kis ke pass hai Me ne muskhara ke jawab diya lungs ke pass 😉 😀
Admi: Aaj Chicken Bohat Mazay Ki Bani Hai, Kiya Koi Khas Masala Dala Hai.??Bivi: Aaj Murgi Thori Si Jal Gai Thi To Us Ko "Burnol" Laga Diya.. ;-)
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Saas Shadi K Agly Roz Nai Dulhan Se:"Bahu Tumhary Hath Khali Q Hen.?"Dulhan: Oh Come On Sasu Maa,Me Ny Abhi Mobile Charging Per Lagaya Hai.. :-D
"Garmi se bachney ke liyeEnter Password:***********O****LO***ALO**HALO*AHALONAHALOCode acceptedWelcome toB A T H R O O M&,’,’,’,, ‘,’ ,’,’,,’ ,(‘.’)>,’OLa La,< /”/, ,’,‘_/ /_’,"
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
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